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Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin was seen holding a pink stress ball during a heated…
Trump’s Green Slime Disaster Suffers Humiliating New Blow
A company that worked on previous renovations at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool turned down…
RFK Jr.’s Jaw-Dropping Election Plot Exposed as Secret Tapes Leak
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has been busy trying to tip the midterm elections in President…
Trump Goon Who Claimed Waffle House Teleportation Vanishes From FEMA
President Donald Trump’s top official overseeing federal disaster response, who has previously claimed he possessed…
Billionaire Trump Envoy’s Superyacht Stunt Blows Up in His Face
President Donald Trump’s billionaire ambassador to Italy has infuriated members of his host country with…
Trump’s Blonde Aide, 34, Accused of ‘Very Unhealthy’ Bond With President, 80
White House aide Natalie Harp’s obsession with Donald Trump has become so severe that her…
Trump’s Airshow Immediately Plunges Airport Into Chaos
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Liberal Justice Delivers Blistering Dissent to Trumpy Colleagues’ Faces
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor has delivered a blistering rebuke of her conservative colleagues— telling…
Trump, 80, Obsesses Over Crowd Size as His Fair Empties Out
President Donald Trump has doubled down on the number of people who came to see…