Tourists Flock to Trump’s Green Swamp to Witness ‘Gross’ Mess
Tourists in Washington, D.C. are taking special pains to make sure a visit to the…
Call Reveals Trump’s Scheme to ‘Be Remembered for 100 Years’
President Donald Trump wants to transform Washington, D.C., in a way that will ensure he…
Tartan Army Drinks Boston Dry in Wild Scottish World Cup Party
Boston, Massachusetts, is running out of booze thanks to the invading Tartan Army. Beered-up Scotland…
Assassin’s Creed Creator Dies in Plane Crash
A co-founder of the company behind the Assassin’s Creed franchise has died in a shocking…
Dozens Trapped Midair for Hours After Roller Coaster Malfunctions
A roller coaster malfunction left 15 children and an adult trapped for hours after they…
Trump Has Defiled a Whole New Part of D.C.
President Donald Trump’s 80th birthday brawl at the White House has added a massive eyesore…
Trump’s Strait Deal Collapses While He Obsesses Over How to Spell ‘Dumb’
President Donald Trump’s priorities are being called into question after he made a bizarre post…
Vance Boast Blows Up in His Face While Live on Air
JD Vance was boasting about the opening of the Strait of Hormuz on Fox News…
Trump Rages in Mean Girl Feud With ‘Beautiful’ Female Leader
President Donald Trump appears determined to get the last word in his petty feud with…
