Trump Congratulates Himself on Iran ‘Deal’ No One Has Seen
The nightmare war in the Middle East started by President Donald Trump is apparently over, according to the birthday boy himself.
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Trump announced on Truth Social just in time for his big 80th birthday bash at the White House on Sunday that the war was “complete.”
“Congratulations to all!” he wrote.
The terms of the agreement were not disclosed. Just hours before his announcement, Trump had reportedly pleaded with Iran, through intermediaries, not to go through with a planned attack on Israel in retaliation for strikes on Beirut.
”I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz, and, simultaneously herewith, authorize the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade,“ Trump said.
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“Ships of the World, start your engines,” he added. “Let the oil flow!”
Pakistani Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif also affirmed on social media that Washington and Tehran had reached a deal, saying that military operations “on all fronts, including in Lebanon,” have been terminated.
Sharif, 74, added that the official signing ceremony would take place in Switzerland on Friday.
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This is a breaking news story and will be updated.
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