Trump Lays Out His Own Assassination Revenge Fantasy
President Donald Trump delved into the “instructions” he has left behind in case Iran assassinates…
Trump Fences Off Reflecting Pool Fiasco
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool remains fenced off to the public—and as green as ever—in…
Dr. Oz Drops Cringe ‘Squat’ Tutorial
Dr. Mehmet Oz attempted to show proper squatting form by posting a video in which…
Keystone Kash Melts Down Over Embarrassing Jet Ski Story
FBI Director Kash Patel has reacted badly to criticism of his lavish spending, bizarrely hitting…
Election Forecaster Swings Four Races in Fresh Warning to MAGA
A top election forecaster has shifted four gubernatorial races in Democrats’ favor, while only one…
Mom Reveals ICE Barbie’s Plan to Divorce ‘Bimbofication’ Husband
ICE Barbie Kristi Noem is divorcing her husband after bombshell reports revealed he has long…
Trump White House Gets New Security Focused Renovation
The White House is upgrading its front door in the latest project to take over…
McConnell’s Home Undergoing Weirdly Timed Refurbishment
As the mystery surrounding Mitch McConnell’s health drags into its fourth week, another curious subplot…
All the Wildest Photos From Trump’s State Fair Flop
Friday, July 10, brings to a close one of the most perfect visual representations of…