Trump Slams Republican as ‘Traitor’ in Twisted Blanche Victory Lap
President Donald Trump has celebrated the confirmation of his appointee by skewering a Republican senator…
ICE Barbie Shows Up to Admire Statue Honoring Herself
Ousted Department of Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem attended the unveiling of a bronze statue…
Trump Voter Breaks Down in Tears Over President’s Big Failure
President Donald Trump insists that anyone who doubts the strength of the economy is wrong,…
Trumpy SCOTUS Justice, 76, Addresses Retirement Rumors
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito has not retired, nor does he expect to anytime soon—despite…
Ballroom Judges Slip Brutal Message Into Scathing Trump Ruling
President Donald Trump is running out of time to get his precious White House ballroom…
Trump, 80, Sets Sights on New Government Office He Plans to Loot
Donald Trump appears to have decided that the federal government’s most prized possessions are his…
Top General Holds Secret Talks About Ending Iran War Behind Trump’s Back
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Dan Caine is reportedly quietly working toward…
Trump’s Accidental Sabotage of His Own Vanity Project Revealed
Donald Trump inadvertently doomed his multimillion-dollar renovation of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with his…
Lara Trump Performs Cringe Workout With President’s Top Goon
Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law has posted a cringe workout video with one of the president’s top…