Tourist Dies in 116-Degree Death Valley Ordeal
A 68-year-old French tourist died in Death Valley National Park after his vehicle became stuck…
MAGA Senator Melts Down Over Talk About Trump’s ‘Pretty’ Blonde Aide, 35
Sen. Bernie Moreno scrambled to defend Donald Trump’s “pretty” young aide, Natalie Harp, whose fawning…
Southwest Flight Attendant Mysteriously Found Dead During Layover
A Southwest Airlines flight attendant has been found dead during a layover in Hawaii, leaving…
Republicans Turn on Trump’s Plans as Midterms Loom
Donald Trump’s latest economic brainwaves are alienating even his own party. As the midterms loom,…
Tree Trimmer Charged After Hydraulic Grapple Prank Goes Horribly Wrong
A Minnesota tree trimmer has been charged with killing his co-worker after police say a…
Sleepless Trump, 80, Unravels in Deranged 1AM Posting Spree
Donald Trump flooded his Truth Social account with deranged artificial intelligence slop and pro-MAGA messages…
Murdoch Paper Savages Trump for Making His ‘Dumbest’ Plan Even Dumber
The Rupert Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal blasted Donald Trump for reigniting a trade war with…
Trump Makes Bonkers Excuse for Embarrassing Endorsement Flop
President Donald Trump has issued a bizarre excuse for a humiliating run of primary losses…
Pizza Hut Makes Bonkers New Name Change
Pizza Hut is dropping “Pizza” from its name as the chain begins a temporary football-themed…
