Feds Cuff Olympian for Touching Trump’s Green Slime Mess
Federal authorities arrested a former three-time Olympian after he reached into the algae-filled Lincoln Memorial…
Tourists Flock to Trump’s Green Swamp to Witness ‘Gross’ Mess
Tourists in Washington, D.C. are taking special pains to make sure a visit to the…
Assassin’s Creed Creator Dies in Plane Crash
A co-founder of the company behind the Assassin’s Creed franchise has died in a shocking…
Dozens Trapped Midair for Hours After Roller Coaster Malfunctions
A roller coaster malfunction left 15 children and an adult trapped for hours after they…
Florida Man Busted With 34 Open White Claw Cans in Traffic Stop
A Florida man was arrested and charged with driving under the influence after troopers pulled…
Tourist, 18, Dies in Central Park Horse Carriage Horror
A teenage tourist died after leaping from a runaway Central Park carriage to help his…
Luigi Mangione Pulls Surprise Reversal on Mental State Defense
Attorneys for Luigi Mangione have reversed course on their plan to argue a psychiatric defense…
Google Terrifies Users by Claiming Fake Horror Entity Is Real
Creepy. Google’s search engine is insisting that a made-up horror creature known as “Ed’s Head”…
Trump, 80, Hurls Obscene Nickname at Rising Dem Star in Morning Meltdown
Donald Trump spent his morning testing out a childish new nickname for rising Democratic star…