Medieval Times’ ‘Queen’ Sues Over Wardrobe Malfunction
An actress at the Southern California Medieval Times dinner theater restaurant is suing the company,…
Feds Cuff Olympian for Touching Trump’s Green Slime Mess
Federal authorities arrested a former three-time Olympian after he reached into the algae-filled Lincoln Memorial…
Trump Sycophant’s Devastating True Opinion of Boss Exposed
Scott Bessent has privately likened Donald Trump to one of MAGA’s most-hated figures, according to…
This Is Why the World Is Humiliating Trump: Biographer
Donald Trump’s longtime biographer thinks world leaders have switched their strategy on dealing with the…
Tourists Flock to Trump’s Green Swamp to Witness ‘Gross’ Mess
Tourists in Washington, D.C. are taking special pains to make sure a visit to the…
Call Reveals Trump’s Scheme to ‘Be Remembered for 100 Years’
President Donald Trump wants to transform Washington, D.C., in a way that will ensure he…
Tartan Army Drinks Boston Dry in Wild Scottish World Cup Party
Boston, Massachusetts, is running out of booze thanks to the invading Tartan Army. Beered-up Scotland…
Assassin’s Creed Creator Dies in Plane Crash
A co-founder of the company behind the Assassin’s Creed franchise has died in a shocking…
Dozens Trapped Midair for Hours After Roller Coaster Malfunctions
A roller coaster malfunction left 15 children and an adult trapped for hours after they…
