The Civil War That Could Put Trump Back Into the White House
The old men and women of the Democratic Party didn’t want to listen.They thought it…
Trump Goon Makes Baffling Pitch to Tourists About America
Eating fast food in the car while talking on the phone is one “extraordinary” experience…
Alex Jones Suffers Ultimate Humiliation in Infowars Saga
The Onion is kicking off its Infowars takeover by doing what Alex Jones couldn’t.Read more…
Keystone Kash Orders All-Out FBI Effort to Prove Crackpot Theory
FBI Director Kash Patel has green-lit a frantic scramble to find evidence supporting one of…
Trump’s Fat Fingers Are All Over My Melania Lawsuit: Wolff
Author Michael Wolff has claimed that President Donald Trump’s legal team is working behind the…
Empty State Fair Steals Spotlight From Top Trump Goon’s Interview
President Donald Trump’s trade representative tried to talk up his economic agenda—but it was the…
Mitch McConnell’s Goons Cornered on Truth About His Health
Sen. Mitch McConnell’s team has refused to answer basic questions about his condition after he…
Karlie Kloss Reveals How She Deals With Trumpy In-Laws
Former Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss says she’s still a Democrat despite being married into…
Karoline Leavitt Accidentally Humiliates Trump With Air Force One Photo
Karoline Leavitt has accidentally done her boss dirty with a picture aboard President Donald Trump’s…
