Foul-Smelling Diet Sweeps Through Trump’s Cabinet Room

Foul-Smelling Diet Sweeps Through Trump’s Cabinet Room

Several members of Donald Trump’s Cabinet are following a diet that involves eating vast quantities of sauerkraut.

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Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Vice President JD Vance, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, and Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy are all stuffing their faces with the potent German delicacy as part of a desperate bid to shed the pounds, The Wall Street Journal reports.

In addition to sauerkraut, the diet put together by Dr. Sean O’Mara also involves eating fermented foods such as kimchi and grass-fed steak, and abstaining from alcohol and sugary foods.

Kennedy, who is spearheading the Trump administration’s Make America Healthy Again agenda, was the first to go on the diet before convincing the other leading Cabinet officials. The stench coming from the food being consumed by Kennedy and Vance et al is said to be causing some “domestic friction,” according to the Journal.

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While not confirming who is actually among his patients, O’Mara said that he prefers to “work with older people because the ROI is so much greater.

“It’s like taking over a sinking ship, a company that is headed to bankruptcy,” O’Mara told the Journal.

Speaking at an event in Michigan last week, the 72-year-old Kennedy claimed that he had “lost 20 pounds,” after being on the diet for 30 days. He also said the noticeably slimmed-down Vance is on the sauerkraut diet and “you can see how different” the 41-year-old vice president looks.

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This is a developing story and will be updated.

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