I Know Why Smacked-Down Trump Squeals About Ballroom: Author
President Donald Trump has repeatedly said building his White House ballroom is a matter of…
Angry Military Families Hammer Pentagon Pete Goon
Military families confronted Acting Navy Secretary Hung Cao over conditions aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln…
Keystone Kash Gets a Warning From Moscow About His Russia Visit
FBI Director Kash Patel has been given a not-so-subtle message about his purported plans for…
Spineless Republicans Approve Trump’s AG Under Cover of Darkness
Republican senators have set aside their reservations about a controversial Trump nominee to fall in…
Trump Goons Reveal Trick Behind His Fluffy New Hair
Donald Trump’s suddenly fuller-looking hair set off a wave of online speculation this week, and…
Trump Slams Republican as ‘Traitor’ in Twisted Blanche Victory Lap
President Donald Trump has celebrated the confirmation of his appointee by skewering a Republican senator…
ICE Barbie Shows Up to Admire Statue Honoring Herself
Ousted Department of Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem attended the unveiling of a bronze statue…
Trump Voter Breaks Down in Tears Over President’s Big Failure
President Donald Trump insists that anyone who doubts the strength of the economy is wrong,…
Trumpy SCOTUS Justice, 76, Addresses Retirement Rumors
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito has not retired, nor does he expect to anytime soon—despite…